Film Reviews by None
Welcome to None's film reviews page. None has written 6 reviews and rated 239 films.
Wall-E
Disappointing.
Starts off okay, but fails to engage and drags on and on.
Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Avoid.
Disappointing plot, ridiculous evil elves, failed to engage, switched it off after 20 minutes.
The Piano
Engaging.
Very well made film, great acting, adorable child actor, haunting soundtrack and emotion-provoking plot. A classic.
Redbelt
Disappointing
Not much good fighting, unbelieveable characters, slow questionable plot, and rubbish ending which was completely unrealistic. Chiwetel Ejiofor was the only good thing in this film.
Eragon
Absolutely terrible
Not one thing that happens in this film is true to the book, it was so ridiculous it made me feel quite angry! This film was like an incorrect clip show of bits from the book. Read the book instead!
The Happening
Rubbish
Believe it or not, this is even worse that The Lady in the Water, which unfortunately is not just a blip of M Night S's, Clearly it was the start of the end. Don't waste your time with this film, you will be shocked at what a sore disappointment it is.