Film Reviews by None

Welcome to None's film reviews page. None has written 15 reviews and rated 82 films.

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Hard Candy

Interesting

(Edit) 15/01/2007

We would recommend this film, it's definitely worth a look. Superbly acted by both main characters - is he really the sort of man she suspects him of being, or is she just a naive, or even insane, teenager? You'll side with both him and her throughout the film and it'll keep you guessing to the end. A little uncomfortable to watch at times too.

2 out of 4 members found this review helpful.

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Ghostwatcher

Ridiculous Rubbish

(Edit) 15/01/2007

Just not worth the bother - badly acted, poor storyline and a waste of our Friday evening!

1 out of 1 members found this review helpful.

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The Break-Up

Well Observed

(Edit) 11/02/2007

Not as 'laugh-out-loud' funny as we had expected, but that's no bad thing. This is an extremely well-observed film where probably men and women watching will laugh at different bits! Definitely worth a look for all who are, or who have been, in a relationship. Sit back, relax and enjoy!

1 out of 1 members found this review helpful.

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The Black Dahlia

Great if you need a nap!

(Edit) 28/07/2007

Totally concur with the other reviews left here - wish I'd read them BEFORE we rented out this film. Got fet up halfway through waiting for something to happen and went and did something less boring instead. If you like a nap through your movies then rent this, otherwise give it a wide berth!

4 out of 4 members found this review helpful.

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The Descent

Fabulous

(Edit) 27/07/2006

Absolutely brilliant and tense horror film. Lots of scares and surprises and plenty of tension. If you like scary movies you need to watch this.

2 out of 2 members found this review helpful.

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The Cave

Yawn

(Edit) 27/07/2006

Simply don't bother with this film - get The Descent instead!

1 out of 1 members found this review helpful.

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House of Nine

Clever Horror Flick

(Edit) 27/07/2006

Similar to the style of Saw - very well done and well thought-out film. Lots of tension, surprises and very, very clever. If you like Saw or any other good horror films you'll like this.

1 out of 1 members found this review helpful.

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Saw

Fantastic!

(Edit) 28/08/2005

One of the best horror films to be released in a very long time in our opinion, but not one we're in a hurry to watch again in a hurry. Must-see for all horror fans.

1 out of 1 members found this review helpful.

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The Exorcism of Emily Rose

Not What You'll Expect

(Edit) 27/07/2006

Brilliant film, extremely well done. Not at all what we expected, but in a good way. Won't spoil it by saying why, but if you enjoy horror/scary films you'll enjoy this - and you'll find it hard to sleep through 3am that night!!!

1 out of 1 members found this review helpful.

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Dead Babies

Dead Boring!

(Edit) 27/07/2006

Absolute tosh - don't care about the characters, not funny, not horrid - not anything but a waste of time sitting through this tripe!

1 out of 1 members found this review helpful.

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The Village

Should be titled 'Why Bother?'

(Edit) 28/08/2005

We watched this expecting something along the lines of Sixth Sense and Signs. What a disappointment - pointless watching it, and by the twist in the end we'd given up caring. Find something more useful to do than watch this rubbish!

1 out of 2 members found this review helpful.

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Starsky and Hutch

Brilliant!

(Edit) 28/08/2005

Excellent, tongue-in-cheek humour. Thoroughly enjoyed it.

1 out of 1 members found this review helpful.

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Collateral

Excellent!

(Edit) 28/08/2005

Excellent film, brilliant cast. Well worth watching.

1 out of 2 members found this review helpful.

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Eight Below

Worth every tear!

(Edit) 07/01/2007

Incredibly well-made film. We watched this with our 7 and 5 year-old daughters and it had us all on the edge of our seats. It made our youngest break her heart - the first time she has ever cried over a film - and the rest of us had a tear or two. Well worth all the trauma of watching it - if you love dogs (who doesn't?) and you're looking for a great family film you can't beat this one. Enjoy!

1 out of 1 members found this review helpful.

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Samhain

Waste of Time

(Edit) 08/01/2007

Although this film is only 77 minutes long, it's the longest 77 minutes we've spent for quite some time! Supposed to be a horror although the picture on the cover suggests something else - this film does not work on any level. Apart from the opening scene nothing much happens until the last 20 minutes and by then we'd given up caring - there are far better films of this type to spend your evening watching, such as Wolf Creek - don't bother with this one!

3 out of 3 members found this review helpful.