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Imagine David Lynch directing "Last of The Summer Wine", but moving it from the Yorkshire Dales to Chernobyl. Extend the programme to nearly 3 hours, strip it of any humour & re-brand it as Sci-Fi. Watch Professor (Foggy), Writer (Clegg) & Stalker (Compo) stagger aimlessly through railway sidings, fields & deserted buildings heading for the room in "The Zone", hoping to make their wishes come true, but taking a long time over it! We kept expecting the guys to stumble upon a bath & go sailing down a hill, but unfortunately - it just didn't get as exciting as that! Some readers may say we're missing the point, but we disagree - if you want to see a beautiful thought-provoking film, then watch: "Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter And Spring" - it's much more enjoyable...

Hope this clarifies the matter!