Film Reviews by None

By no means a classic but definitely worth watching at least once. This is relatively fast paced and holds your attention without being entirely vacuous. One for the family if you're INA kick ass kind of mood.

It would be easy to dismiss this film as being contrived but then it is a work of fiction.

If like us you can suspend belief, this film should leave you slightly amused with a warm fuzzy feeling inside having been entertained by something more Dawson's Creek than Lord of the Flies. The story has some similarities to Stand By Me, but frankly hurts your head much less.

Not fast-paced or racy, this film is a gentle & slightly funny affair best suited to a Sunday afternoon sofa ride sharing popcorn with someone you love.

Amusingly fake bumfluff aside, we'll probably be seeing some of these young actors again.

OMG I challenge you to find a film that is either more tedious or more up itself. It achieved the rare status of 'film I couldn't finish.'

The levels of excrutiating agony produced by faux intellectual dialogue were typified by the now immortally effluent line, "You absolutely reek of sexual discharge!"

My advice to would-be viewers is to rent this film only if they have insomnia and even then to turn the volume off!