Film Reviews by None
Welcome to None's film reviews page. None has written 6 reviews and rated 71 films.
The Island
Very Good Sci -Fi
An up to date Logans Run
Night at the Museum
Museum Mayhem
Perfect film to show the kids Just before you take them to the Natural History Museum - It'll keep them looking over thier shoulders for the whole day.
If you like Ben Stiller films you will like this.
Open Water
You'll regret it
12 hours (or so it seems) of 2 people bobbing up and down in the water.... blink and you might miss those shark fins
Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe
Good Childrens Action Film
I enjoyed this film.
The special effects are worth mentioning though because most of the time they are very good with believable talking Beavers / Lions BUT in places the children were standing in front of very obvious 'blue screen' backgrounds, which detracted from an otherwise very slick production.
Madagascar
Better than Shrek?
Fab kids film, I enjoyed this more than Shrek 2.. since there was nobody asking if they were there yet!
The film was full of references to other films.
So where do steaks (the lions favorite food) come from?.
King Kong
As good as the original
It's rare that such an old film as the original King Kong is still watchable today, but it is. So the fact this remake is as enjoyable to watch AND includes a very beliveable Ape is a remarkable acheivement, hats off to Peter Jackson and smeagle!