Hardcore: Bare Naked Talent (2005)

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1h 35min
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Synopsis:
Film-maker 'Jack Innov' wants to make serious movies but after years spent making low budget horror film rip-off's, he realises his only chance is to bank roll his dreams on the back of a sweeping romantic self-penned porn epic titled 'Assanova'. Alas Jack's quest to film his tour de force is beset with difficulties right from the start. Managing the minuscule budget is a piece of cake compared to the antics of the eccentric and eclectic cast and crew, (including, a junkie continuity girl, a naked German cinematographer and a pair of lesbian actresses who feel uncomfortable using explicit language).
In the midst of this madness Jack is forced to come to terms with his own sexual inexperience, (as knowledge of only one sexual position can be a key impediment in the porn world). The whole bungling enterprise is bank-rolled by two gormless gangsters, Ron and Reg, one obsessed with the immense bosoms of the female cast while the other is more concerned with the Greek leading man's over-endowed bonhomie and manhood. But Jack is a man on a mission and no mishaps or obstacles will sway him from the creation of his modern minor masterpiece. The show must go on.
Actors:
Al Constantine, , Ariadne Blakey, Brett Reynolds, , Clive Saltmarsh, Gemma Burgess, Hazel Kayes, , , Karen Singer, , , Martina Goodman, , , , , , Paul Preston Mills
Directors:
, Linda Boreman
Producers:
Mark Withers
Writers:
Mark Withers
Aka:
Hardcore: A Poke Into the Adult Film Orifice
Studio:
Safecracker Pictures
Genres:
Comedy
BBFC:
Release Date:
Unknown
Run Time:
95 minutes
Languages:
English
Subtitles:
None
DVD Regions:
Region 0 (All)
Formats:
Pal
Aspect Ratio:
Widescreen 1.78:1 / 16:9
Colour:
Colour
Bonus:
  • Commentary with Jack Innov and Mark Withers
  • Circumcised Scenes
  • Runty Shades Audition
  • Garden Scene Rehearsal
  • Jack Innov Promo

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