In the very near future, fuel prices are at an astronomical high and nobody drives any more. Car parks have become graveyards for abandoned vehicles. When vegan schoolteacher Archie (Mike Brune) tries to invent an alternative engine that runs on wheatgrass, he accidentally creates one that runs on blood... Human blood. Archie's new status brings the attention of slutty Denise (Katie Rowlett), much to the disgust of her lovesick rival Lorraine (Anna Chlumsky), as Archie is forced into ever more shocking and extreme behaviour to keep his blood car on the road. When the US Government, intervenes, it leads to a shocking and politically incorrect finale.