Meet Randy and Stan, the horniest pair of pervy busmen ever to punch a young girl's ticket. There's certainly plenty of room up top with these two scatter-brained shag monsters, but they're both blessed with a gift of the gab that would charm the knickers of a nun. Laugh and lust along with the terrible twosome as they take a ticket to ride anything and everything in a skirt that gets on board their dodgy double-decker. Saucy, sexy, hilarious and horny, Randy and Stan are a dirty double-act on a permanent busmen's holiday, coaxing the clothes off a string of buxom beauties with their bare-faced cheek and bare-arsed bravodo. Just like the buses they drive, you wait ages for a comedy sex saga like Capital Ride.....then three episodes come along together!
Getting To Grips With The Public Starting a new career on the buses, Randy and Stan are soon on a mucky mission to fondle and frolic with every babe who hoards their big red passion wagon. First, Stan finds a sexy new way of sharing a gorgeous girl's yogurt, then Randy gets fruity with a stunner's bag of apples. Finally, the lusty pair lure a very willing young woman back to the depot for an in-depth examination of her 'credentials'.
Here Comes The Bride After clumsy Stan 'accidentally rips off a big girl's blouse with his ticket machine, the dodgy duo set about having his ticket machine, the dodgy duo set about having their wicked way with a sexy young bride-to-be on her way to the altar. They're old, she's new, their chat-up lines are borrowed and the resulting action is very definitely blue!
Conductor Unbecoming Employing his famous fake spider trick, Randy lures a busty beauty into his web of seduction, while Stan tries his luck persuading a gullible girl to let him have a lecherous look up her skirt. Then, with a new curvaceous clippie to break in, they soon talk her into going all the way to Cockfosters.