Having murdered the proprietor of the local curry house for forgetting to send him a Christmas card, Donald Leek is looking forward to his regular "meeting" with a local actress, and Julie Andrews lookalike, with unusual sexual habits. As the appointed hour approaches, however, his flat is invaded by a string of uninvited guests including skinhead evangelists, a Latino lounge singer, Donald's overbearing uni-testicled cousin, a porn star, and a man with a huge Afro who claims to be Jesus Christ. Needless to say, all this unwanted disruption irritates Donald - and Donald is someone you do not want to irritate... Finally the wait is over! Having been threatened with legal action by everyone from Julie Andrews to Unilever, the year's most controversial comedy is proudly brought to you in uncut, unedited and totally uncompromised form. Enjoy!