In this hilarious, wacky comedy, Randolph Smiley (Robin Williams) has it all - as the star of the highest rating kid's TV program he lives the celebrity champagne lifestyle... But there's something else Randolph has - a healthy taste for whisky and a weakness for taking bribes from stage parents who want their kids on the program. His scheme works perfectly... Until the Feds find out! Busted and rejected, he is replaced by squaky-clean Sheldon Mopes (Edward Norton) whose stage persona is that of a big pink rhino named Smoochy! Soon Smoochy gets the swanky penthouse and a smooch-talking agent. He has even captured the attention of Randolph's ex-girlfriend Nora (Catherine Keener). Broke and homeless, Randolph is determined to get even! Revenge is the goal, assassination is the method and Rainbow Randolph will not sleep until Smoochy is dead!