Tonight the people of Cove Crescent are in for a treat they'll never forget. A grotesque parade if intergalactic, candy coloured, hooligan freaks are about to march their bigred shoes throughtown leaving a twisted trail of death and destruction. Armed with flesh melting custard pies, lethal pizza, rabid balloon animals and laser firing puppet shows, they're about to turn this toen into a bizarre funhouse of murder and mayhem. They're clowns, they kill people, they're from outer space and they need feeding. So whatever you do, stay away from the popcorn and don't go near the candyfloss.