It's three days before Christmas break at Billingsley University, and the co-ed dorm, McMartin Hall, is buzzing with activity. Forget about final exams! Oversexed Styles McFee (Patrick Renna) has more important things to worry about, like awaiting the arrival of sexy Dominique, the prostitute he's hired so his hapless nerdy brother (Chris Owen) can finally lose his virginity. Meanwhile, at the other end of the dorm, Wang (Paul Hansen Kim) is expecting the arrival of a foreign exchange student who speaks very little English - also named Dominique. Then there's Newmar, who's just purchased a large French sausage. What could possibly go wrong?