Based on the hilariously unintelligible character who first appeared on "The Chris Rock Show," Pootie Tang (Lance Crouther) is a hit-record-singing, criminal-empire-busting, rabbit-fur-shirt-wearing superhero idolized by kids and love-starved women everywhere. But when Pootie's one-man war against greed, injustice and unwholesome consumer products starts cutting into profits at LecterCorp, the company's demented CEO (Robert Vaughn) plunges the super-dude into a super-funk by swiping his magical villain-whupping belt! Can our hero pull himself up by the Poot-straps? Will he buckle under the pressure? Will his new single go platinum?