Stark is the richest and most secret society on earth. So why is it desperate to buy a worthless piece of Aboriginal land in the Australian outback? It already owns most of the earth and besides, Total Toxic Overload is imminent. The planet is about to die. CD doesn't care about the world, but he does care desperately about getting laid, even if it's only by drippy hippy, Karen. That is until the gorgeous Rachel bursts onto the scene, dragging CD and Karen into the heart of the Australian outback. Joined by two Vietnam vets whose brains got fried in the war, and a New York journalist on the run from Stark hitmen, they prepare to take on the most powerful force on the planet. The race is on. Will Stark really go through with their apocalyptic plans? Can a bunch of hippies and freaks save mankind? And, more importantly, will CD ever get the girl - or any girl for that matter?.