Susan (Nastassja Kinski) has her greedy eye on the substantial insurance pay-out due should her ex-husband (Adrian Paul) meet an untimely end. So she conspires with her lover (Billy Zane) to plan the perfect murder, but even the best laid plans can go wrong... Especially if you hire a pair of bumbling losers (Rob Schneider and Michael Biehn) to do the deed, then ask a biker (Dan Aykroyd) with a bad attitude to have a go. As the would-be-assassins stumble from one blunder to another it becomes an ever-growing conspiracy. this movie brings new meaning to the term criminal behaviour!