Terkel's mum Sheila is about to marry his dad, and she's too interested in the wedding, fags and kinky sex to pay attention to him. He's fallen out with his best friend Jason, and his psychopathic Uncle Stewart has just pasted two of the class bully-boys who make Terkel's life hell. His teacher has met with an untimely death and her replacement, Justin, is an animal loving, guitar playing, tree hugger - the girls love him. Fat Doris is the only one to love Terkel unconditionally, but to curry favour with the bully-boys Terkel has turned on her with disastrous results. Meanwhile, Terkel has started receiving mysterious death threats. Terkel's in trouble alright and for him, life is about to get even worse.