What do vampires, television chefs, artefacts of antiquity, Morten Harket, World War Two and threesomes have in common? Absolutely nothing... But never fear, the new series of the BAFTA award-winning Armstrong and Miller Show will unify this bewildering array of ancient and modern concerns by the medium of sketch comedy. Such a dark art... In this third outing, many of the classic characters are back and served up alongside a smorgasbord of new faces that include Pharius and Horschtadt, a pair of baroque vampires who are flummoxed by the modern world;The Outdoor Chefs, whose 'live off the land' philosophy is constantly thwarted by their cosy middle class leanings; 'Simpkins of the France', a pretentious ex-pat Brit who despite having only lived in Paris for six months, has forgotten how to speak basic English; and Phil and Ken the self-made men - two brash businessmen who speak'no nonsense' nonsense.