The old saying goes "Not all men are created equal" and 'The Statue' certainly proves the point! David Niven stars in this uproarious comedy about an eminent professor awarded the ultimate accolade - a statue of himself in London's Grosvenor Square. But Niven is less than impressed when he finally sees the huge erection. The penis on the marble figure doesn't actually belong to him! Niven embarks on a frantic journey across Europe to uncover the real owner of the offending member, but his quest to find the truth has hilarious consequences.