Tom Green: The Best Of

It has been said that a society gets what it deserves. That being true, what the frig are we to make of The Tom Green Show? When we asked the man-on-the-street, he didn't answer, because he had a microphone covered in poo in his face. When asked about how it affects the economy, nine out of ten merchants who sell broken calculators and smashed guitars said, "Get the #$@%& out of my store!" The People on the show had no light to shed either. Tom's sidekick, Glenn Humplik was asked to comment, but he refused to, on account of the fact that he had to go pee-pee.