At the Bayview Retirement Village the elderly are expected to grow old gracefully, enjoying their final years in peace, quiet and comfort...but not if Tom (Graham Crowden) and Diana (Stephanie Cole) have anything to do with it! Meet two elderly eccentrics who refuse to put up with the appalling food and condescending staff; in the hilariously cynical BAFTA-nominated comedy series that won Stephanie Cole a British Comedy Award in 1992.
1. Welcome to Bayview Tom is new to the Bayview Retirement Village and is quickly labelled a 'troublemaker' when he is appalled with the food and takes action. 2. A Trip to Brighton Deciding she wants a trip to Brighton. Diana takes Tom along for company. However, the police are hot on their heels... 3. Cheering Up Tom When Diana's attempts to bring Tom out of a depression fail, she dreams up the perfect solution. 4. The Christening The pair are invited to a christening but can they be trusted to behave? Meanwhile Tom discovers that Diana's stay at Bayview is in jeopardy. 5. Fraulein Mueller There's a new matron at Bayview. Diana doesn't like the changes being instigated, but on which side is Tom? 6. The Psychiatrist The management wish to have Tom and Diana certified with the help of their relations, but it's going to take more than a psychiatrist to catch these two out. 7. The Helicopter Diana's past as a photo journalist comes in useful once again as her and Tom embark on some aerial photography.