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Bait

Worst film ever award

(Edit) 20/07/2020

If you are a normal person who watches normal films, avoid. I lasted 20 mins, but it tries (and succeeds) to be one of those pointless, poorly shot and acted films of the 60s, before film making was regarded as a skill. Lingering shots of inane objects, close-ups of faces who then mumble solitary dialogue, by actors who clearly cannot act, with no real story to be told. If you think that salt-and-shake crisps are still the pinnacle of culinary technology, then go ahead. But film making has moved on since.

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Ad Astra

Awful from every perspective

(Edit) 29/05/2020

Zero plot or story line. I mean zero. Full of of mindful philosophical scenes that are just meaningless, with cheesy pretentious dialogue. It tries to mimic famous scenes from movies such as 2010 and Apocalypse Now, but in a cut-and-paste way that has no context within the film or depth. Some of the science behind some scenes is just laughable. As in comic. And the design of the space ships are bettered by Red-Dwarf and Dr Who circa 1975. Honestly one of the worst films I have ever seen, and I give at least 3 stars to any sci-fi!

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