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Like the reviewer below, I too mistakenly ordered this movie thinking it was Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters. D'oh!
The pace of this movie is so slow, and there are no action sequences in it at all. The acting is terrible - I'm convinced that Eric Roberts was drunk making this movie, as he was moving very oddly and spent a lot of time peering around the same corner with a dazed expression on his face.
I'm ashamed to say I watched the whole movie, probably because it was a Sunday afternoon and it was either that or The Antiques Roadshow.