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TMNT: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

so much fun

(Edit) 05/10/2008

This film is very much like the much loved cartoon seris, fighting, silliness, puns that could make a grown man weep and they all learn something about them selves at the end.aaaahhh.

The story starts with renuiting the turtles who have all been trying to make a living while Leonardo has been away wrestling with his inner demons. The planet is then threatend and the shelled brothers with the help of April, Casey and master Splinter and an old enemey....

The vocal work is good espeacially from Patrick Stewart who lends his customry class to the proceedings.

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Snakes on a Plane

Fun and Snakes

(Edit) 05/10/2008

This does excatley what it sets out to do: gives you snakes on a plane.

It is a fun way to spend an evening and divorce your self from reality. The passenger manifest is purley sterotypes, none of the snakes are real. So sit back relax and jump as the snakes start bitting!

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The Oxford Murders

rubbish

(Edit) 08/04/2009

Watch this film if you want to see really good actors flounder in a sea of over exressed ideas (it makes the explainations in numbers look noble prize worthy) and REALLY bad dialogue.

Features include hobbit sex, a script written by a well meaning lecturer with no idea of dialogue and where was that accent meant to be from?

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Russell Howard: Live

Really good fun

(Edit) 08/04/2009

Witty, silly and really good fun. Very much enjoyed it, laugh out loud funny.

He explores porn, papers strange family events and what NOT to with your lap top after too much wine in Paris.

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