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The Cellar Door

More b-movie horror than psychological thriller...

(Edit) 19/07/2011

Students would be embarrassed to produce this pile of steaming no. 2. The 'arty' camera work is just plain irritating, the acting is poor at best and the speaking (while sparse and ill considered) is muffled as though it's a bad copy (not suggesting it is)! Continuity and special effects make up are a joke. I would rate this zero but the lowest rating is 1 which I give begrudgingly.

If gratuitous, cheap tosh is your thing you'll love it. Everybody else trot on and save yourself the 86 minutes.

I disagree with the 'psychological thriller' category; I'd say it were more 'B-movie horror'

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