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The Blair Witch Project

Very disappointing

(Edit) 27/11/2008

I watched this on a packed commuter train on the way home, maybe this the reason I did not find the film spooky in the slightest. I found it a struggled to keep my eyes from wandering out the window which I have never suffered from before and wondering why practically every other word needed to begin with F. It was a very cheap film to make which reflects in the end result.

Maybe its just my fault for not watching at home on my own with the lights off.

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Star Wars: Episode III: Revenge of the Sith

At long last

(Edit) 27/11/2008

After 20+ years since I saw the fist film at the cinema I have now finally seen them all. The film only really fills in the gaps between 2 and 4 and doesn't really offer any big surprises. I found it entertaining and pretty much what I expected.

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Kill Bill: Vol.1

Over the top

(Edit) 05/12/2008

Thought the film had the starting of a good plot, however the quickly went down hill. It had a couple of good fight scenes, but then decided to go for mass unrealistic monotonousness dismemberment rather than quality one on one action.

Will I watch volume two? Maybe

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