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Crank The Transporter

(Edit) 19/04/2007

If you like Jason Statham in the transporter, you will love this. He plays the same character but slightly more for laughs in this film. He plays an assassin who is given a lethal but slow acting poison. He can stay alive as long as he keeps his

Heart rate up (like a human body version of 'speed').

Some great and also funny scenes in this, and Statham is a great 'hardman'. Its not Shakespeare but its very entertaining - very good 'lads' film.

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