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We didn't last the first hour of this film - we kept hoping one of the creatures lurking in the caves would kill Tom Cruise horribly and do us all a favour. What on earth you need three inch heels and false eye lashes for when manning a space station is the big question. Women have rarely been portrayed in quite such a facile way in film since the 1950s.
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