Film Reviews by NS

Never has 90 minutes seemed so very long. I have had root canal work that flew by quicker than this. Nothing much happens. Nothing much is said. Characters are two dimensional, acting is poor, script is painful, credibility is low and I had no interest in what happened to any of them - not that much ever did. Not the worst film I have ever seem, but close, real close...

Sexist racist garbage. All white men are racists and wife beating, misogynistic cheating scum. Hopefully this film will in the future be clumped with the those films that denigrate women and people of colour. Avoid the bigotry and hate.

I recently painted my entire house, I spent a lot of time watching paint dry. That was much more fun than this. Slow. Really slow. Tediously slow. Little script. Not much happening. Dreadful acting. I've had root canal treatment without anaesthetic where the time passed more quickly. Good for insomniacs, but not for anybody else.