Film Reviews by None
Welcome to None's film reviews page. None has written 10 reviews and rated 129 films.
Cemetery Junction
Fantastic!!!!!
If your a fan of the Gervais/Merchant writing partnership,you will not be disappointed.
How this film did not do more at the box office,is beyond me.
A tale of working class people,trying to move on,and all the trials and tribulations that entails.
Acted,written and directed superbly.
If your a fan of Richard Curtis films,or decent British comedy in general,you'll love this.
Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
Top notch movie.
Fantastic return to form for Nic Cage.
Gritty,murky,sexy drama set in New Orleans,post Katrina.
A crooked cop out of control,high on whatever he can get hold of!
Cages best film in years....
Rent it now!
Shutter Island
Keeps you guessing!
Di-Caprio is the finest actor working today?Maybe..
But every film he makes is cinema gold,and this is no different.
Expertly shot by Scorsese,this thrill a minute tale, of a remote island, thats homes the mentally ill, keeps you guessing right to the end.
Full of surprises,action,and things that make you jump out of your seat.
If you rent this,you will not regret it.
Gamer
avoid like the plague!
boring,no story,poorly acted,and scripted.
Could have been so much better.
i would rather pull my toe nails out,than watch this again!
The Goonies
If you not seen this,you had no childhood!
Quite simply the best kids adventure film ever made.
Steven Spielberg and Richard Donner doing what they do best.
Pirates,car chases,adventure...what more could you want.
Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief
America does Potter.
Full on,action adventure,packed with a great story and amazing special effects.
A cross between Harry Potter and X-men.
You'll love it!
Brooklyn's Finest
Fantastic!!!
If you like American Gangster,We own the night,Goodfella's etc...
You will love this.
Top draw,gritty New York police drama.
Violent,but well crafted,some great performances from all involved.
Brothers
Superb!
Amazing,yet sometimes dark,this film rocks.
Acted superbly by all of the cast,but Toby Maguire shines.(a million miles away from Spiderman).
One of those movies you really have to sit down and immerse yourself in,but SO worth it.
You have to see this!
Valentine's Day
Perfect date movie.
Selected by my wife originally,i have to admit...i loved this film!
Great tale of inter-twinning story's that occur on valentines day,and in the end come together for the films conclusion.
Fantastic ensemble performance,and a real hidden gem of a movie.
Great date movie/romantic night in movie.
Perfect for fans of "pretty woman" and alike.
Furry Vengeance
Great for fans of home alone etc.
I put this film on my list for my boys(age 5 and 11).
Lots of talking animals,and a decent comedy performance from Brendan Fraser.
They both loved it.
Lots of laugh out load slap stick moments for kids and adults alike.Perfect for fans of films like "Home Alone","Cats and Dogs"etc