Film Reviews by None

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The Island

Very Good Sci -Fi

(Edit) 20/07/2006

An up to date Logans Run

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Open Water

You'll regret it

(Edit) 20/07/2006

12 hours (or so it seems) of 2 people bobbing up and down in the water.... blink and you might miss those shark fins

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Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe

Good Childrens Action Film

(Edit) 09/08/2006

I enjoyed this film.

The special effects are worth mentioning though because most of the time they are very good with believable talking Beavers / Lions BUT in places the children were standing in front of very obvious 'blue screen' backgrounds, which detracted from an otherwise very slick production.

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Madagascar

Better than Shrek?

(Edit) 09/08/2006

Fab kids film, I enjoyed this more than Shrek 2.. since there was nobody asking if they were there yet!

The film was full of references to other films.

So where do steaks (the lions favorite food) come from?.

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King Kong

As good as the original

(Edit) 09/08/2006

It's rare that such an old film as the original King Kong is still watchable today, but it is. So the fact this remake is as enjoyable to watch AND includes a very beliveable Ape is a remarkable acheivement, hats off to Peter Jackson and smeagle!

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Night at the Museum

Museum Mayhem

(Edit) 02/07/2007

Perfect film to show the kids Just before you take them to the Natural History Museum - It'll keep them looking over thier shoulders for the whole day.

If you like Ben Stiller films you will like this.

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