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Avengers Assemble

Superficial movie with a nonsensical skeletal plot

(Edit) 19/11/2012

Usual formulaic rehashing of good overcoming evil yarn ending in a titanic climatic battle *yawn*

The acting is all a bit too wooden and I was hoping all the superheroes would get killed as they were all rather irritating.

Some parts of the plot were absurd as well (I know its not reality but you have to have some sort of continuity with reason) which was irksome as well.

Watchable but very shallow and instantly forgettable drivel.

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Hugo

Mediocrity

(Edit) 11/10/2012

Not exactly magical or awe inspiring, actually quite surprised it had such a high rotten tomato rating of 94%.

Watch-able but instantly forgettable as well.

Sacha Baron Cohen's depiction of the hapless Station Inspector seemed awkward and not really suited to him.

The ending was somewhat implausible and not particularly amusing either.

If you are looking for an uplifting feel good movie I'd advise you opt for some other one as this doesn't quite hit the mark.

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