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Be Cool

Don't bother

(Edit) 21/06/2014

Slow, badly acted, bad story line, what a waste of top talent.

The only good thing is the performance of "the Rock" who is hilarious and actually the best actor on show.

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Be Cool

Don't bother

(Edit) 21/06/2014

Slow, badly acted, bad story line, what a waste of top talent.

The only good thing is the performance of "the Rock" who is hilarious and actually the best actor on show.

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The Amityville Asylum

Terrible, worst film ever made

(Edit) 18/05/2014

Couldn't give it half a star and no way to award 0 stars.

Good idea but very very very badly executed.

The acting, camera, direction, soundtrack, special affects are all awfull.

It's like it was put together for a it of a laugh by some weird university students.

As soon as the caretaker introduced himself with a polish/Scottish/welsh/Australian accent I knew we were doomed !!!

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The Amityville Asylum

Terrible, worst film ever made

(Edit) 18/05/2014

Couldn't give it half a star and no way to award 0 stars.

Good idea but very very very badly executed.

The acting, camera, direction, soundtrack, special affects are all awfull.

It's like it was put together for a it of a laugh by some weird university students.

As soon as the caretaker introduced himself with a polish/Scottish/welsh/Australian accent I knew we were doomed !!!

0 out of 0 members found this review helpful.

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