Film Reviews by None

The downward slope, which I suspect is deliberate, continues: yes it's even worse than Signs. Thankfully there's no "twist" this time unless you the twist is that every element of the film is terrible, the awful plot is revealed very early on and then really does continue as the actual plot long after you've stopped laughing at it.

The film is long and fairly dull but my biggest issue with it was the audio which made their drawling dialogue even less comprehensible.

I've almost never resortd to subtitles before but found them necessary here.