The old Cloppa Castle is today a ruined heap, But, as the ghost of Queen Ethelbruda materialises, time rolls back to medieval days and the castle is, once again, a magnificent edifice alive with people. It is the stronghold of the Byegones and the crazy goings-on are dominated by the attempts of another tribe, the Hasbeenes, to beseige the castle because oil has been discovered beneath it. The Hasbeenes get up to every type of ruse - sometimes extremely clever - to become the oil barons of their age. Episodes: The Blues; When You Gotta Grow, You Gotta Grow; Squatters' Wrongs; Water on the Brain; It's a Monster; A Fatal Attack of the Lovee-Doves; Folkbangas for All; Blow Your Own Trumpet; A Big Heart Beats in a Small Frame; To the Victor the Spoils; The Call on the Cloppa Clarion; A Chain is as good as a Rest; The Crusade That Never Was. Go to Blazes; Doughnuts; The Pied Piper of Cloppa Castle; A Vulture for Culture; Operation Face-Lift; The Friendly Enemy; Young at Heart; Taters in the Mould; Clothes Maketh the Man; Oil for One One for Oil; What Goes Up Must Come Down; Low Treason; A Complete Wash Out.