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This is the worst film I have ever ever seen (and I have seen Vertical Limit, Signs and Van Helsing - and also Birdemic, but I sort of recommend that because it is so awful it is funny). There are more guns at Westminster Abbey at the start of the film than there are in the entire of the UK and after that it is mostly explosions and grunting. You can spot the bad guys by the colour of their skin - but it's OK: they all get blown up at the end, along with anyone else near by. (Lucky Gerard gets a few days of paternity leave as a reward for almost being killed about 1,000 times.) Hooray for America!
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