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In Space no-one can hear you yawn!!

(Edit) 26/02/2016

OK, so the visual effects are great; worthy of the odd BAFTA and OSCAR but the dialogue is poor and drowned out by the music. Perhaps George and Sandra do have something of value to say but I didn't catch much of it.

As for the action; really enough spinning, we get the message the first time around that you don't tend to fall through space in a straight line. About 20 mins in, you get to the stage where you just can't wait for the space debris to orbit around again and this time hoping that it will finish them off and put everyone out of their misery. We don't have to wait an actual 90 mins do we?

Finally, Ms Bullock, if there is a Gravity 2 - pay more attention in Astronaut School - Chinese and Russian are the languages of choice in the space programme apparently - but I won't be watching another one of this. Apollo 13 it is not.

I only give it 2 stars because of the visual effects.

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