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Vicky Cristina Barcelona

i try and I try...

(Edit) 30/04/2011

... to like Woody Allen, but years later it still is just flat, superficial, self important filmmaking. The overly explained voice over means that the incredible actors are only permitted to do much less than they are capable of... and are simply cardboard cut outs of the uninteresting people the film claims to dislike. Keeping the audience at an arms length without allowing a moment to think or take in ideas, rather it is explained moment by moment - the romance and feeling is sucked out at every turn where it may be allowed to briefly bloom. Take it off your list - now.

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