Film Reviews by TP
Welcome to TP's film reviews page. TP has written 3 reviews and rated 27 films.
A Rainy Day in New York
What a clunker
One of the worst films I've seen. Unconvincing dialogue and performances. Billed as a comedy but not one single funny line. Grey and wet outside but the interiors look bathed in sunshine. Chalimet doing a young Woody Allen performance very poorly. Don't waste 89 minutes of your life.
Benjamin
Waste of time
Not sure why Simon Anstell bothered to write most of Colin Morgan's lines as most of them were unintelligible due to his poor diction and Northern Irish accent.
The Ways of Man
Watch paint dry instead!
If you have something better to do, such as watching paint dry, please don't waste your time on this pointless film. How it came to be made, much less issued on DVD, is one of life's mysteries. I lasted for less than 15 minutes before my patience ran out - and I'm a patient person! Don't squander a minute of your life watching this. You'll never get those minutes back!