The Willard family is taking a vacation to France. Harry and Katie have been trying to make the trip for years, but had to put it off because they were too busy popping out kids Amy, Elliot and Skippe?. In its early stages, it promises to be a G-rated National Lampoon’s Vacation. Everything seems fine and dandy while the film establishes its “awkward family goes to France” premise. Unfortunately, every time you think that some sort of plot is about to emerge, nothing happens. Daughter Amy sinks into a confusing and unhappy romance with some asshole she meets on the boat. Elliot flirts with/lies about how awesome he is to pretty much ever woman he meets. Little Skipper’s natural curiosity lands him in the middle of dumb shenanigans, one of which results in Fred MacMurray finger banging a sidewalk for an extended length of time.