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Secret Pleasures

Rubbish

(Edit) 24/02/2005

Soft porn with pathetic acting, lousy simulated sex, lots of silicon and not a single arousing scene. No value whatsoever.

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Butterfly's Tongue

Great story, brilliant acting

(Edit) 24/02/2005

This is what cinema is all about. The story of a boy in the years before the Spanish nationalist revolution. Such a good film. Not one bad actor, every scene utterly credible, touching.

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Cheeky

Could be so good....

(Edit) 04/01/2006

This is a really good erotic film, great for watching in a couple. Shame whoever dubbed the sound track made such a rubbish job of it. You can't actually understand anything that's said and the voices grate.

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