Film Reviews by MJK

Take the idiot buffoonery of Fargo and blend it with Ready Or Not's comedy-horror derision of the stupidly wealthy class's existential angst and you come somewhere close to The Cannibal Club. Set in Brazil, but really it could be anywhere. Watch it, then enjoy a nice big juicy steak.

What on earth possessed Chastain and Malkovich to sully their CVs with this brainless, clichés-by-numbers drivel? Negligible plot, a script written by a twelve year old, edited using Braille, fight scenes choreographed by my great grandma. Billed as a thriller, once you get over the shock of how bad it is you’ll best think of it as comedy.