Film Reviews by None
Welcome to None's film reviews page. None has written 3 reviews and rated 10 films.
The Host
Funny Horror
This is an OK film but definitely not to take seriously the subtitles stay on with dubbed version but do not match what is being said, so if you want to watch a horror film and have a giggle rent this one if you have nothing better to do.
Once Upon a Time in Anatolia
Once upon a time in a dark car
No beginning no middle no end no plot everybody here has laryngitis if you just like to look at nice scenery then this film is for you or you could just look out the window for ninety odd minuets.
This film is way too long but you just have to watch it to find out what happens
Tabu
TABU
A black and white film although this works in the way of atmospherics I found it quite boring to watch in the original right up of this move it described the Croc as being melancholy I think why the Croc looked so melancholy was that he also had got bored with the whole idea also lost the will to live