Film Reviews by None

Welcome to None's film reviews page. None has written 5 reviews and rated 41 films.

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Minimal Stories

Finest Acting by a Dog

(Edit) 20/03/2006

An example of perhaps the finest acting by a canine you will ever get the chance to see.

And a lovely film altogether.

2 out of 4 members found this review helpful.

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Spirited Away

Finest film ever

(Edit) 02/09/2005

This film is undoubted one of the finest I have ever seen. A beautiful animated film that makes you feel like you are five years old listening to a bedtime story.

5 out of 6 members found this review helpful.

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Grave of the Fireflies

Beautiful but tragic

(Edit) 14/09/2005

I know someone who bought this film for their kids. Good thing he watched it on his own first as Grave of Fireflies, despite being animated, is not a film for the little ones. It tells the story of a young boy, caught up in World War II, struggling to save himself and his little sister from starving to death in a village that is too busy with the bigger picture to see what is going on under their noses. Saddest film ever made.

4 out of 5 members found this review helpful.

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Mean Creek

My eyes! My eyes!

(Edit) 07/03/2006

This film was so bad it made me want to poke out my own eyes.

Oh dearie me Hollywood.

And where ARE they getting all these tiny Culkins from?!

0 out of 2 members found this review helpful.

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Amelie

An unepxected wonder

(Edit) 14/09/2005

You really can't tell what Amelie is all about from just watching the trailer. It is no mere love story. It is a wise, funny and wonderful film about everything from people who hate it when their swimming costumes stick to them, to mysteriously travelling stone garden gnomes to little pleasures you forgot you loved. Possibly the best film I have ever seen (and I have seen a lot!). If you don't love it, you don't love life.

10 out of 11 members found this review helpful.