Destiny takes in India after saving him from a queer bashing, and together with her other 'rainbow child' Lester, they live together and become a family. After working all day to put food on the table, Destiny gets dragged up with her silver pistol and patrols the streets of West Hollywood, protecting her 'children' from the straight jocks who bash gays for a rush. Against this unconventional but fully-functioning queer family, will India find true love or forever be a cute one-night stand? Will Lester find a girlfriend (or shave her legs), and will Destiny ever find herself a man? Anything can happen, and in FAQS everything does happen in a very short space of time - climaxing with our queer musketeers freeing themselves from the homophobic bonds of an oppressive American society.