Film Reviews by Chris B

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American Haunting

oooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh!

(Edit) 28/11/2006

Sit down with your loved one and savour this gem. It takes time to warm up and sometimes you think that you may be let down,but hang on!! A superb cast,Donald Sutherland plays his usual best.As for the ending........do you want me to tell!! NO WAY this is absolute suspense.Watch and enjoy!!

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Alien Autopsy

EH?

(Edit) 28/11/2006

I can only sum this up in one word RUBBISH.Maybe there should be a -0000000000 rating.

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The Omen

Another pointless remake

(Edit) 28/11/2006

With the recent influx of Hollywood remakes,you would think that they have had enough.

If you've seen the original,then don't bother with this,if you haven't,then rent the original.The story and plot lines are exactly the same only this Damien is REALLY irritating.Where do they find these kids!!

Mia Farrow is superb as the nanny but as for the rest of the cast, they are no match.Watch this with your new girlfriend after a few pints ( only if she is over 18 and under 25!!)

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House of the Dead

You really need a light gun!

(Edit) 28/11/2006

If you are fortunate to have played the Sega classic ,then you know that a light gun is essential.Once the action starts,you feel that you need to pull a trigger! The first half moves at a drollsome pace but once this is done then the middle is full on ammo fest!! Ridiculous characters,matrix style bullet time,cleavage bearing females a plenty,this is a 14 pints saturday pizza shovelling laugh fest!

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Scary Movie 4

Laugh?

(Edit) 28/11/2006

Laugh,I think I did for the first ten minutes.The last lot in this series weren't bad.This is just bad.Don't be fooled by the amount of cleavage on show or the hammy acting,if you like that,but even if you stick with it,at the end you may feel left out.

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