Film Reviews by Colbart

What has Rob Zombie done. I suppose a great Idea, poorly executed. Execution being an appropriate word.

Clothes and Makeup excellent, especially Lily and Herman. Grandpa I mean Handle-Bar Mustache!!. Turned off after 5minutes.

Don't Waste time, better off getting the classic original Black and White. 1960s version.

Loved the detail of the truck mentioned but never shown. In film 1 the whine of a supercharger could clearly be heard. (Shades of Mad Max??).

The storyline of the hand gripping anyone who touches it, showing who the 'Creeper' really is. All they said he is ancient and deadly. Who he really is. Why didn't we get to see??.

CGI, bullet proof van...even against the biggest of ammo...and really loved the roller bombs Left puzzled where did those long sharp 'spears' over the rear door come from. (especially the roof/floor ;-) .

Slightly drawn away from the original film concept, seems to be based out of the back of the van, not in creepy basements, some originality lost. Hints of a 4th film at the end...

What a strange story, drilling for oil, suddenly 3 creatures blast out of the pipes, from an 'Aquafer' body of water deep underground.

'Hairy' tentacles that can provide the same power as a V8 :-).

Some very bad acting, but very impressive vehicles.....Watching the extras the money spent on the film, seems to have been spent on Trucks which were destroyed, trying to outdo Dukes of hazzard??.

An enjoyable film to watch when snowed in of an afternoon. What age-group was this aimed at, Monster Truck fans/teenagers??