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Snakes on a Plane

So bad... and not even funny!

(Edit) 15/04/2007

This movie is truly ridiculous. The film has terrible snake-animations, a daft plot, bad acting and just when you think it can't get any worse - it does!

We were originally tempted to watch this film because it was recommended as a frightening thriller. All we were rewarded with was a frighteningly bad movie!

Our only reason to recommend this would be if you are afraid of snakes. We strongly believe that this move will help you get over your fears as you laugh hysterically at the appalling animations and comical ('scary') expressions on the snakes faces!

Quite why Samuel L Jackson go involved with this project we have no idea...

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