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Sex and Lucia

Really good.

(Edit) 23/09/2005

Now this was great. At times it felt like a pron movie and there really was no need to be so graphic but the story was great, the actors really convincing. And it was interestign to watch how all the lives became intertwined. I'd definately reccomend it.

1 out of 2 members found this review helpful.

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Girl with a Pearl Earring

Tantalising

(Edit) 23/09/2005

This is really really good. You're on the edge of your seat all the way and you don't even notice it...no that's not a paradox. Really powerful and one of the best love stories ever - like a Romeo and Juliet but without death at the end. Scarlet Johnasen is great and really convincing. It's a real 'what if...' movie. Definately watch it!

3 out of 3 members found this review helpful.

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Closer

Closer

(Edit) 30/07/2005

Every time a Jude Law movie comes out I am lured into watching it becasue he is lovely to look at and yet every time I sit down to watch the actual movie it turns out to be a bore. And so it is with Closer. Roberts and Law just don't have the chemistry going on and you know that they can't really last. The weird way in which the time flies and suddenly you are transported four months on is umm...strange. I wish I could say it was profound or deep and meaningful in any way but it really isn't. Yes it explores relationships but not in an exciting kind of way...

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Russian Ark

Great intro to Russian history

(Edit) 23/09/2005

I really enjoyed this and would reccomend it to anyone who is interested in Russian history and the relationship between Russia and the West. It can be a bit hard to follow at times but then again it was all shot at the same time. A great introduction to Russia's history, wealth, art, music etc.

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La Dolce Vita

Did I miss something?

(Edit) 23/09/2005

This is meant to be one of Fellini's best movies ever, yet I didn't really get it. It seemed far too long and by the end of it I felt as if I had missed something. Can anyone enlighten me?

1 out of 5 members found this review helpful.

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