Film Reviews by NG

When you take recommendations from Cinema Paradiso it is important to expect the occasional fail.  This film is total rubbish.  Crowe must have been desperate!

The plot, if that's what it is, loosely supposes the invention of football in pre-historic times. After that, I'm afraid it is all downhill. The kids said they could hear me snoring, even after they had left the room early on.

Gone is the clever edginess of Wallace and Gromit.

I guess it is the kind of film which is made by film-makers who are no longer hungry.