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The Silence of Lorna

A failed A level film project

(Edit) 02/02/2010

Impossible to find any redeeming qualities in this poorly shot, appalling acted, predictably scripted, and hilariously badly edited, French film. It's only use is as a lesson in how not to do it.

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The Grocer's Son

A little too much fromage...

(Edit) 19/10/2009

Good to look at - fabulous scenery and attractive leads. But the story is predictable and rather cheesy. However, if you're looking for easy on the eye and undemanding entertainment, then it's a safe bet.

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